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Remember that one time when Mickey stopped to take a picture of an alien?

Remember that one time when Mickey stopped to take a picture of an alien?

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nightbagel:

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

MY LIFE STORY

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futuretimelord-468:

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keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

i’m going to say this is my favorite movie and that i’ve seen it about 20 times, and you’re going to think i’m kidding

i don’t kid about napoleon dynamite

frickin gosh

i just watched this today!

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akorrable: i have been waiting for this post my entire life Zoom

akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

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GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

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barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

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omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.

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hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

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elasticitymudflap: scribble-mode: misspumpkiin: tsukikoneko: I-I… omfg Zoom
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come on & slam

  1. Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  2. Skin: Do you tan easily?
  3. Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  4. Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  5. Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  6. Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  7. Windpipe: Do you sing?
  8. Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  9. Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  10. Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  11. Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  12. Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  13. Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  14. Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  15. Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  16. Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  17. Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  18. Back: Are you a virgin?
  19. Hips: Do you like to dance?
  20. Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  21. Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  22. Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  23. Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
  24. Toes: Do you like country music?
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coolfrikkinbeans: Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit. Zoom

coolfrikkinbeans:

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Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

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wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

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